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1. Bigfoot - The Living Legend (3:10) Song Clip 2. Roger and Bob (Rode Out That Day) (5:36) Song Clip 3. The Skookum Cast (3:41) Song Clip 4. The Ballad of Albert O. (5:20) Song Clip ** NOW AVAILABLE **
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The Skookum Cast Words and Music by Tom Yamarone Bigfoot was walking through the forest when he smelled something good, Someone’s gone and left out a pile of food, Comes around the corner and what does he see? “A pile of fresh fruit just a-waiting for me… Think I’ll go over there and grab me a snack!” When he lost his footing and fell on his back….. (chorus) The Skookum cast, the Skookum cast, Bigfoot slipped in the mud and fell on his ass, He was walking too fast and made the Skookum cast! Well, he’s laying there in the mud just looking around, Seeing if he could spot the person who laid him down, Leaving good fruit in the mud really boils his blood, Grab an apple at last and get out of here fast! (chorus) The Skookum cast, the Skookum cast, Bigfoot slipped in the mud and he fell on his ass, He was moving too fast and made the Skookum cast! (bridge) “Why’d they go and leave the fruit in that mud wallow? Eating apples covered in mud are really hard to swallow.” Got mud all over his legs and up his back, Don’t think it was worth all the mess for just a little snack! All night long he’s hearing other Bigfoot screams, Bigfoot friends he don’t even know are disturbing his dreams, He yells back, “Keep it down! Or I’ll call the police…. Don’t you know you guys are disturbing the peace.” (solo) Next morning he’s cranky, finally washed and he’s clean, When here comes them neighbors in their noisy machines, Pouring plaster in the spot where he muddied his thigh, Acting happy, oh yeah, and he wonders why?.... (‘cause you just made…) (chorus) The Skookum cast, the Skookum cast, Bigfoot slipped in the mud and fell on his ass, An impression that’ll last…. the Skookum cast! Yeah, it’s an impression that’ll last…. the Skookum cast! Tom Yamarone – Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar Gary Worsham – Bass, Guitar Solo, Drum/Percussion programming Sasquatch – Screams Recorded at Madrone Studios, Redwood Estates, CA. March 4, 2004 Produced by Gary Worsham and Tom Yamarone Engineer: Gary Worsham ©2006 Tiger Cat Productions (BMI) |
The Ballad of Albert O. Words and Music by Tom Yamarone Oh, we’ve been out camping; it’s a fun place to go, Some go in groups, some go alone, Some go to the mountains, some even camp in the snow, But no one’s had a camping trip like ol’ Albert O! He took a vacation to do some prospecting for gold, Rode the boat to Toba Inlet, was a good place he was told, His Indian guide warned him about the sasquatch, But Albert ignored him saying, “You drink too much scotch!” He hiked into the woods, for three days all was fine, Then day four came along and things began to unwind, His backpack was ransacked; he lost his flour and prunes, He would wait up for this critter by the light of the moon. Well, he waited and waited but his eyelids they closed, He was snatched up in his sleeping bag but still Albert dozed, He woke up in a bundle, couldn’t grab for his knife, Albert Ostman was in for the ride of his life. (chorus) Albert, oh Albert, what did you see? Them Sasquatch made you one of the family. Albert, oh Albert, what do you say? You not only saw sasquatch, you got carried away! He was carried up and over three ridges, it seemed, If he wasn’t in such pain, he could’ve thought it was a dream, He got dumped in a heap and he rolled to a stop, And when he opened his eyes, well, his jaw it just dropped! There standing before him was a family of four, And no, my dear friends, it wasn’t the family next door, It was four hairy giants and they gave off a smell, Albert Ostman had been carried to where the sasquatch did dwell. He was trapped in a small valley; he made the best of his stay, He watched the dad sit around while the kids they did play, They had a bed of moss and leaves; he had his knapsack and boots, He dined on cold hash and they dined on sweet roots. They looked very much like us ‘cept bigger and covered in hair, Their feet, hands and fingernails did rightly compare, He coulda sworn they were wildmen, but they didn’t use language or tools, No, these were the Sasquatch, they didn’t fit any rules. (chorus) Albert, oh Albert, what did you see? Them Sasquatch made you one of the family. Albert, oh Albert, what do you say? You not only saw sasquatch, you got carried away! Well, this went on for six days and Albert said, “That’s enough!” He would make the big one sick by feeding him snuff. He rolled him the can and daddy B ate it all, Albert grabbed his things and ran for the hole in the wall. He shot at the momma, who tried to halt his escape, And ran as fast as he could to get free from these apes, In two he found some loggers, they said, “What happened to you?” He thought about telling ‘em; they’d never believe it was true. So, Albert went home ‘twas nineteen twenty four, And kept his tale to himself for thirty years or more, Then he talked with John Green ‘bout his week there in hell, He made him swear ‘fore the judge it was the truth he did tell. He went looking for some gold to enrich his life, But he almost ended up with a hairy Bigfoot wife, So if you go out camping, don’t go where he did go, Or you might just end up like ol’ Albert O! (chorus) Albert, oh Albert, what did you see? Them Sasquatch made you one of the family. Albert, oh Albert, what do you say? You not only saw sasquatch, you got carried away! Albert, oh Albert, what did you see? Them Sasquatch made you one of the family. Albert, oh Albert, what do you say? You not only saw sasquatch, you got carried away! Tom Yamarone – Vocals, Guitar, Harmonica Gary Worsham – Bass John Staley – Lead Guitar Recorded at Madrone Studios, Redwood Estates, CA. March 1, 2004 Produced by Gary Worsham and Tom Yamarone Engineer: Gary Worsham ©2006 Tiger Cat Productions (BMI) |